Number of posts : 357 Age : 48 Location : Worcester Registration date : 2008-07-07
Subject: Food for thought Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:44 am
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
stella Mega mouth
Number of posts : 357 Age : 48 Location : Worcester Registration date : 2008-07-07
Subject: Re: Food for thought Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:45 am
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
stella Mega mouth
Number of posts : 357 Age : 48 Location : Worcester Registration date : 2008-07-07
Subject: Re: Food for thought Mon Jul 20, 2009 10:49 am
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"